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PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BOSS
Please Do Not Feed the Boss
The joke borrows the language of zoo warning signs and applies it to an office hierarchy, making the boss sound like a dangerous exhibit.
Editorial Collection
Notices that feel like the final paragraph of a very specific incident report.
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BOSS
The joke borrows the language of zoo warning signs and applies it to an office hierarchy, making the boss sound like a dangerous exhibit.
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR THIS ONE HAS TRUST ISSUES
The notice takes a standard door instruction and assigns the broken door a suspicious inner life.
DO NOT TAP GLASS ACCOUNTANT STARTLES EASILY
The sign borrows aquarium etiquette and applies it to an office worker, turning a quiet desk into a fragile public exhibit.