Published April 28, 2026
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BOSS
The joke borrows the language of zoo warning signs and applies it to an office hierarchy, making the boss sound like a dangerous exhibit.
A sample office sign entry used for development.
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DO NOT TAP GLASS ACCOUNTANT STARTLES EASILY
The sign borrows aquarium etiquette and applies it to an office worker, turning a quiet desk into a fragile public exhibit.
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR THIS ONE HAS TRUST ISSUES
The notice takes a standard door instruction and assigns the broken door a suspicious inner life.
CAUTION: FLOOR IS VERY AWARE OF YOUR SHOES
The sign turns a normal wet-floor warning into a strangely sentient relationship between the floor and every passing shoe.