A field guide to funny signs in the wild.https://signsmuseum.com/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/please-do-not-feed-the-boss/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/please-do-not-feed-the-boss/PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BOSS - The joke borrows the language of zoo warning signs and applies it to an office hierarchy, making the boss sound like a dangerous exhibit.Tue, 28 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://signsmuseum.com/signs/floor-is-aware-of-your-shoes/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/floor-is-aware-of-your-shoes/CAUTION: FLOOR IS VERY AWARE OF YOUR SHOES - The sign turns a normal wet-floor warning into a strangely sentient relationship between the floor and every passing shoe.Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://signsmuseum.com/signs/no-parking-except-for-people-who-ignore-signs/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/no-parking-except-for-people-who-ignore-signs/NO PARKING EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE WHO IGNORE SIGNS - The sign accidentally creates its own loophole, granting parking privileges to the only people least likely to care about it.Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://signsmuseum.com/signs/restroom-closed-due-to-existential-reasons/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/restroom-closed-due-to-existential-reasons/RESTROOM CLOSED DUE TO EXISTENTIAL REASONS - A routine maintenance closure is upgraded into a philosophical crisis, which makes the restroom sound less broken than emotionally unavailable.Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://signsmuseum.com/signs/please-use-other-door-this-one-has-trust-issues/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/please-use-other-door-this-one-has-trust-issues/PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR THIS ONE HAS TRUST ISSUES - The notice takes a standard door instruction and assigns the broken door a suspicious inner life.Fri, 24 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://signsmuseum.com/signs/geese-promoted-to-security/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/geese-promoted-to-security/WARNING: GEESE HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO SECURITY - The sign treats aggressive birds as an official staffing decision, which implies management reviewed the chaos and chose to formalize it.Thu, 23 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://signsmuseum.com/signs/todays-soup-coffee/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/todays-soup-coffee/TODAY'S SOUP: COFFEE - The board is technically describing a hot liquid served in a vessel, but the confidence of calling coffee soup is what makes it work.Wed, 22 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://signsmuseum.com/signs/do-not-tap-glass-accountant-startles-easily/https://signsmuseum.com/signs/do-not-tap-glass-accountant-startles-easily/DO NOT TAP GLASS ACCOUNTANT STARTLES EASILY - The sign borrows aquarium etiquette and applies it to an office worker, turning a quiet desk into a fragile public exhibit.Tue, 21 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT