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Do Not Tap Glass, Accountant Startles Easily

Published April 21, 2026

An office sign reading, Do not tap glass, accountant startles easily.

SIGN TEXT

DO NOT TAP GLASS
ACCOUNTANT
STARTLES EASILY

Why It's Funny

The sign borrows aquarium etiquette and applies it to an office worker, turning a quiet desk into a fragile public exhibit.

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