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This Door Has Trust Issues

Published April 24, 2026

SIGN TEXT

PLEASE USE
OTHER DOOR
THIS ONE HAS TRUST ISSUES

The notice takes a standard door instruction and assigns the broken door a suspicious inner life.

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