SIGN TEXT
NO PARKING EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE WHO IGNORE SIGNS
No Parking Except for People Who Ignore Signs
The sign accidentally creates its own loophole, granting parking privileges to the only people least likely to care about it.
Editorial Collection
Signs that win the argument by being annoyingly accurate.
NO PARKING EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE WHO IGNORE SIGNS
The sign accidentally creates its own loophole, granting parking privileges to the only people least likely to care about it.
TODAY'S SOUP: COFFEE
The board is technically describing a hot liquid served in a vessel, but the confidence of calling coffee soup is what makes it work.