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Today's Soup: Coffee

Published April 22, 2026

SIGN TEXT

TODAY'S SOUP:
COFFEE

The board is technically describing a hot liquid served in a vessel, but the confidence of calling coffee soup is what makes it work.

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NO PARKING
EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE
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